Attitude from New Zealand

New Zealand's Mustang Saloon and Grill's online menu with its oh-so-readable black-on-maroon motif (there's a theme here...hang on) gives you the feeling that if you take longer and 16 seconds to order, the Kiwi waitress will kick you in the shins and walk away disgusted. Let's start with appetizers:

• Basket “O” Fries – if you need a description of this…well…hmmm $5
• Onion Rings – Ah….read above description. $6
• Chips and Fresh Salsa – you get the picture… $3

Wait, here's one that makes up for all those (Mmmm. I'm making this tonight):

• Firecracker Broccoli – Crunchy Broccoli florets tossed in a Hoisin sauce, glazed with chili and almonds. Yum! $6

Sigh:

• Mushroom Swiss Burger – kinda obvious what’s on this one $12

Not sure how many they are going to sell, but at least they're honest:

• Veggie Burger – for a vege patty, this one is damn good. $11