Down in Madeira Beach, Florida, there's a place that scares me. The Angry Pepper Waterside Smokeshack & Grill is a thrashin' Southern BBQ joint transplanted to...the beach. (Keep in mind that the average age of the locals is about 50, and the place has about 4,000 people living there, so I'm guessing there's a lot of non-local traffic). While you're trying to get your brain around that, take a look at the kind of attitude that's probably shaking up the neighbors over there:
Beef Brisket Sandwich-$8.49
This Texas-style beauty is rich and delicious! Smoked for 12 to 16 hours and then thinly sliced till it melts in your mouth. “You don’t need no teef to eat this beef”
(Try saying that with a straight face.)
Big Ass Smoked Sausage-$8.49
This thing will scare ya! Big as it’s Texas tradition, we take our sausages and lay em in a bath of beer, hot sauce and our own BBQ sauce and let the smoker do it’s work. (So good it’ll make you slap your grandma)
(I don't even know where to go with that...)
Brunswick Stew - $4.99
Made fresh and loaded with pork, chicken, sausage and fresh veggies. One bite and you'll know that this deep rich flavor was hand-crafted by someone that spent alotta time in an Alabama kichen (or was it a prison?)
(Sorry, the parentheses sends my appetite further down the menu...Prison stew. Yum. )
But this is the winner for today:
AP Shrimp- $7.99
Fried tender shrimp served in a bunch o’ ways: Plain, Mild (which is to say: “whimpy”), medium (at least you tried); Angry (Yu da man); or our World famous “Sweet & Nasty” (a combination of sweet and hot that kisses you up front and slaps you in da back of the head at the end)
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Where to Eat
Having some fun this week writing up entries about restaurants and cuisine in various U.S. cities... some trends, some trivia, some history, some tips.
My favorite so far are (just click on the 'Read More' link at the top):
Restaurants in Minneapolis (I wasn't so nice)
Restaurants in Seattle (This was easy. Mostly because I'm jealous.)
and Restaurants in Portland (Simply the most interesting... they've, well, evolved! I can't imagine that happens too often in the restaurant industry.)
My favorite so far are (just click on the 'Read More' link at the top):
Restaurants in Minneapolis (I wasn't so nice)
Restaurants in Seattle (This was easy. Mostly because I'm jealous.)
and Restaurants in Portland (Simply the most interesting... they've, well, evolved! I can't imagine that happens too often in the restaurant industry.)
Labels:
bite2eat.com,
cities,
food trends,
local cuisine,
menus,
restaurants
Monday, November 24, 2008
Artistic. And How.
Obviously, a creative and inventive chef makes it pretty easy to pen an attractive menu. The menu created by Executive Chef Charles Zeran over at Four Moons in South Carolina (motto: "Contemporary. Artistic. American") is as imaginative as you can get ... go check out the menu for more. Or better yet, if you live in SC, check this place out and send me pictures!
Our first exhibit, from the "Raw Bites" section of the menu:
“Beer and Pretzels" 10
Dijon and Pretzel Crusted Flash Seared Beef Tenderloin Carpaccio, Petite Basil and Mustard Green Salad, Savory Guinness Stout Ice Cream, Mini Chocolate and Salt Pretzel
I can't even picture that, not to mention imagine what it tastes like. But I think I'd like it. Yeah, I would.
Carolina Caught Scamp Grouper with Grilled Gulf Shrimp and Lacquered Pork Belly 28
Black Trumpet and Hon Shemeji Mushrooms, Grapefruit Gelee, Wakame Seaweed Salad, Pink Grapefruit Chardonnay Reduction, Bacon Shiitake Rice Crispy Crumble.
Let's say that all together now: Bacon Shiitake Rice Crispy Crumble.
Wow.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Telling it like it is
Anyone can list ingredients. But sometimes the menu descriptions just make you want to trust the place, descriptive or not!
Here's and example from John Egan's Big World Pub & Grill, in Vermont.
Today's Soup
Soup is good here, try some.
Caesar Salad
My Caesar salad is better than your, no it's not, yes it is, and no it's not. Let the debate continue, but mine is the only one available here. We have great anchovies.
Fried Shrimp and Noodles
Three big shrimp (oxymoron) in a light batter on a bed of noodles tossed with spicy peanut sauce. Note: We only use Ocean Garden size 16/20 white shrimp in all our shrimp dishes. No cheap tasteless Tiger shrimp here.
and I like this one...I detest the phrase "cooked to perfection" on a menu. What, they are going to offer you something "a little too pink" or "cooked till it's leather"?
The Burger
Lean ground beef cooked the way you ordered it and served on a Kaiser roll.
...and at the very bottom of the menu:
Check the blackboard for today's choices; order the scallops if we have any
Here's and example from John Egan's Big World Pub & Grill, in Vermont.
Today's Soup
Soup is good here, try some.
Caesar Salad
My Caesar salad is better than your, no it's not, yes it is, and no it's not. Let the debate continue, but mine is the only one available here. We have great anchovies.
Fried Shrimp and Noodles
Three big shrimp (oxymoron) in a light batter on a bed of noodles tossed with spicy peanut sauce. Note: We only use Ocean Garden size 16/20 white shrimp in all our shrimp dishes. No cheap tasteless Tiger shrimp here.
and I like this one...I detest the phrase "cooked to perfection" on a menu. What, they are going to offer you something "a little too pink" or "cooked till it's leather"?
The Burger
Lean ground beef cooked the way you ordered it and served on a Kaiser roll.
...and at the very bottom of the menu:
Check the blackboard for today's choices; order the scallops if we have any
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Now that's breakfast!
Today's entry is from Big Mamma's Boy restaurant in Manitoba. Their brunch menu offers the most intense description of hash I've ever seen. I had to loosen by belt just to read it...
Manitoba Farmer Sausage Hash
Manitoba farmer's sausage with onions, potatoes, carrots, roasted red peppers and red wine, topped with 2 over-easy eggs, and organic potatoes topped with Hewitt's goat's milk yogurt. Served with sourdough toast and homemade jam.
Manitoba Farmer Sausage Hash
Manitoba farmer's sausage with onions, potatoes, carrots, roasted red peppers and red wine, topped with 2 over-easy eggs, and organic potatoes topped with Hewitt's goat's milk yogurt. Served with sourdough toast and homemade jam.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Attitude from New Zealand
New Zealand's Mustang Saloon and Grill's online menu with its oh-so-readable black-on-maroon motif (there's a theme here...hang on) gives you the feeling that if you take longer and 16 seconds to order, the Kiwi waitress will kick you in the shins and walk away disgusted. Let's start with appetizers:
- Basket “O” Fries – if you need a description of this…well…hmmm $5
- Onion Rings – Ah….read above description. $6
- Chips and Fresh Salsa – you get the picture… $3
Wait, here's one that makes up for all those (Mmmm. I'm making this tonight):
- Firecracker Broccoli – Crunchy Broccoli florets tossed in a Hoisin sauce, glazed with chili and almonds. Yum! $6
Sigh:
- Mushroom Swiss Burger – kinda obvious what’s on this one $12
Not sure how many they are going to sell, but at least they're honest:
- Veggie Burger – for a vege patty, this one is damn good. $11
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Pancakes at the Pescado
Our very first entry comes from the Happy Pescado, on 3rd Street in San Mateo. Here's how they list their pancake options:
HALF HUNGRY Three pancakes...just enough to get ya going.
HUNGRY Five pancakes. Shhhh, stomach.
ABOUT TO BITE THE TABLE 3 pancakes, 2 eggs, 3 strips of bacon or sausage. Easy, Termite.
Under the "Lighter Fare" section, they acknowledge -- right there on their menu -- what we all know about eating breakfast out:
Let's be honest. Sometimes you can't go for the double fudge cake with extra whipped cream. Definitely not for breakfast, anyway. For those times we have low cal alternatives....This way you won't have to walk out with a guilt complex or sudden need to run a marathon.
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